How would you translate this joke to code?

I recently ran into a joke that got me thinking about the logic of a sentence.

Consider the joke:

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados!”

I directly translated this into:

How the husband saw it

if ( shopping.has('avocados') ), 'milk') 

How the wife saw it, 'milk'), 'avocados') 

But after translating this into code I realised context was required to understand the code as a joke.

My question is how would you translate the joke so that the code did not need context to explain it was a joke? Is that even possible?

I mined in early 2010 with a cpu miner and just found my keys after forgetting all thease years, no joke need info please

So a few things, what was the mining program from the devs back then? I remember a pop up kinda like a dos window and it dispalyed the key and said somthing like write this down we will not give it to you again… I also remeber a pass sentance proram that could be used to recover somthing if you entered in you full sentace string..

I have been out of crypto since I mined a few blocks way back then and I have my keys so do i just download and sink the wallet first? remeber I did this long ago and was hoping to located the mining program from way back then to read the readme and refresh my memory. Also back then you could contact a dev to help you,, thanks in advance for helping out a old man trying to pay a few bills.